PHLAVIO'S CORNER
It is a period of civil disobedience. Rebel bloggers, striking from a hidden website, have won their first victory against the Evil Sovereignty of Pastime Noxiousity.
During the battle, bloggers managed to steal secret plans to ESPN's new ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR (That's right... the bastards), an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. (What? You thought it was going to be something sports related?)
Pursued by ESPN's sinister agents (Steve Phillips, Stephen A. Smith, and Joe Morgan), Phlavio Phega races online to his newly created blog, custodian of the stolen plans that can save ... Venus? and restore freedom to the galaxy......
So me writing for a football blog never seemed like a great idea. I will however try to make something of this experience and open up my own blog that will hopefully provide enjoyment for information starved sports enthusiasts. I'll be rounding up a cast of crazies and trying to have daily posts from a cast of contributing writers. That is of course if the stupid homosexual droids can reach Obiwan Kenobe in time.
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