Fantasy Blogs are great. Don't get me wrong... I love em, but re-hea-hea-heally can't stand them either. They're like a television series with bad karaoke, featuring the illustrious Hugh Jackman. Or A&E specials that inevitably end with Jason leaving rehab after a month and living under a freeway. So listen up Nancy, if you're reading blogs you clearly have to much time on your hands because essentially they're just clutter. Of course this is a blog, but this is different because I'm a narcissistic ego-maniac emulating a man named Percival.
So, Barbara, just ask yourself why you're reading a fantasy football blog written by a guy who has never placed higher then 10th in a league of 12? The answer is that you are so deprived of stimulation at work and so dependent on football to keep you going that you search the internet for football facts rather then porn which was the purpose of the internet in the first place. What I'm trying to say to, Cassandra or Cassie or Cas or whatever your darker surgeon love bunny is calling you these days, is that blogs aren't the problem, but rather those who read blogs. Not my blog of course because I'm a truly gifted blogger.
So before you go crying to your girlfriends about how mean the angry demented sports guru was ask yourself why you were reading this in the first place. Your time might have been better spent catching up on those episodes of the Gilmore Girls you might have missed. I won't tell you things like avoiding quarterbacks in the early rounds, or not missing your chance at top-flight receivers, or to stop wearing that peach scented lip gloss you love so very very much. Honestly Maureen, it looks terrific. What I will tell you to do is to get your face away from the computer from time to time, because you'll never make it as a doctor if you keep reading blogs.
You may now kiss my ring.
3rd Mock Draft Results:
QB: Carson Palmer
RB: Marion Barber
RB: Clinton Portis
RB/WR: Jonathan Stewart
WR: Marvin Harrison
WR: Joey Galloway
TE: Todd Heap
K: Nick Folk
D/ST: Giants
Bench: Jeremy Shockey
Bench: Jerry Porter
Bench: Vince Young
Bench: Cowboys
Bench: Mushin Muhammad
Bench: Deion Branch
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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