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Welcome to our blog! We, the Munster Family will have a good amount of bloggers posting about fantasy football, football and other sports. Also, if you like these posts, then please visit my Bleacher Report profile and comment my articles there to help spread my name there. I hope to see a lot of you readers here time after time and I hope you enjoy the blog!

Good Bye

I, bdeck2882, will be leaving the blog. I don't have the time I once had because of other things that came up. The new leader of the blog will be Gage Arnold.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Phlavio's Corner: Episode 4, A New Hope

5 Minutes Ago In A Borough Not Far Away...

PHLAVIO'S CORNER

It is a period of civil disobedience. Rebel bloggers, striking from a hidden website, have won their first victory against the Evil Sovereignty of Pastime Noxiousity.

During the battle, bloggers managed to steal secret plans to ESPN's new ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR (That's right... the bastards), an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. (What? You thought it was going to be something sports related?)

Pursued by ESPN's sinister agents (Steve Phillips, Stephen A. Smith, and Joe Morgan), Phlavio Phega races online to his newly created blog, custodian of the stolen plans that can save ... Venus? and restore freedom to the galaxy......

So me writing for a football blog never seemed like a great idea. I will however try to make something of this experience and open up my own blog that will hopefully provide enjoyment for information starved sports enthusiasts. I'll be rounding up a cast of crazies and trying to have daily posts from a cast of contributing writers. That is of course if the stupid homosexual droids can reach Obiwan Kenobe in time.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Phlavio's Corner: Episode 3, Revenge of the Blogger

Fantasy Blogs are great. Don't get me wrong... I love em, but re-hea-hea-heally can't stand them either. They're like a television series with bad karaoke, featuring the illustrious Hugh Jackman. Or A&E specials that inevitably end with Jason leaving rehab after a month and living under a freeway. So listen up Nancy, if you're reading blogs you clearly have to much time on your hands because essentially they're just clutter. Of course this is a blog, but this is different because I'm a narcissistic ego-maniac emulating a man named Percival.

So, Barbara, just ask yourself why you're reading a fantasy football blog written by a guy who has never placed higher then 10th in a league of 12? The answer is that you are so deprived of stimulation at work and so dependent on football to keep you going that you search the internet for football facts rather then porn which was the purpose of the internet in the first place. What I'm trying to say to, Cassandra or Cassie or Cas or whatever your darker surgeon love bunny is calling you these days, is that blogs aren't the problem, but rather those who read blogs. Not my blog of course because I'm a truly gifted blogger.

So before you go crying to your girlfriends about how mean the angry demented sports guru was ask yourself why you were reading this in the first place. Your time might have been better spent catching up on those episodes of the Gilmore Girls you might have missed. I won't tell you things like avoiding quarterbacks in the early rounds, or not missing your chance at top-flight receivers, or to stop wearing that peach scented lip gloss you love so very very much. Honestly Maureen, it looks terrific. What I will tell you to do is to get your face away from the computer from time to time, because you'll never make it as a doctor if you keep reading blogs.

You may now kiss my ring.

3rd Mock Draft Results:
QB: Carson Palmer
RB: Marion Barber
RB: Clinton Portis
RB/WR: Jonathan Stewart
WR: Marvin Harrison
WR: Joey Galloway
TE: Todd Heap
K: Nick Folk
D/ST: Giants
Bench: Jeremy Shockey
Bench: Jerry Porter
Bench: Vince Young
Bench: Cowboys
Bench: Mushin Muhammad
Bench: Deion Branch

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Phlavio's Corner: Episode 2, Attack of the Drones

What is a Drone? A Drone is a person who signs up for a fantasy football league. Misses the draft, fixes his lineup once and is never heard from again. This is the problem with joining public leagues you never know what type of group you are going to get. Anyone truly serious is going to join a league that is private and run by a living commissioner. Now I’m one to talk as I go into drone mode after the first half of the season leaves me with a 1 and 7 record, but like I always say, “DON’T BE ME! I’m really not that great.”

If you create a league and someone joins to float idly by like a manatee there are only so many things you can do. You could kick them out, but single season leagues have no appeal for those joining part-way through. You could hound them to get them active, but this might alienate them further. The most subtle way of keeping the league active is by creating content for people to read. I do power rankings, articles and league roundups. This at least gets more people to check the message board.

If you are a drone, rock on, because you are mindlessly supporting Yahoo, ESPN, or whomever’s advertising revenue by signing up for fantasy in the first place. Way to support “The Man!”

Second Mock Draft:

QB: David GarrardRB: Frank GoreRB: Reggie BushRB/WR: Rudi JohnsonWR: Terrell OwensWR: Roy WilliamsTE: Antonio GatesD/ST: New York, GiantsK: Adam VinaterriBench: Santana MossBench: Shaun AlexanderBench: Vince Young
Bench: Jerry PorterBench: Antwaan Randle ElBench: Kevin BossBench: Baltimore, Ravens

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

The Definition Of Sports

What is a sport? Some say a sport can be something as small as curling.

Well the dictionary says that a sport is "an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.". Yet the dictionary also says a sport can be an "amorous dalliance" or "to mutate". So I'm not going to follow the dictionary, because I usually don't see Tony Romo and Allen Iverson mutating in the middle of a game into a merman. So here we go; the three rules that I think define a sport.

I will start off with stating every activity that most people view as a sport, and what I believe is a possible sport: football, baseball, hockey, basketball, soccer, volleyball, golf, tennis, poker, dance (cheerleading), competitive eating, cycling, cricket, swimming, badminton, auto racing, curling, billiards, boxing, BMX, track and field, field hockey, figure skating, lacrosse, fishing, gymnastics, rowing, wrestling, polo, rugby, and softball.

1. Physical action with skill. In the game you need to have some kind of action that involves skill where you are moving around or making contact with another player.

Poker, competitive eating, auto racing, billiards, BMX, and fishing are the only activities to not move on. Poker has absolutely no physical action at all (reaching for the potato chips doesn't count). Competitive eating also has absolutely no physical action (eating the potato chips doesn't count either).In auto racing you are just sitting in a car for a while, in billiards you just walk around a table a few times, in BMX you are on a bike most of the time, and in fishing you are mostly sitting.

2. Mental Action. In the game you need to have points where you need to think about what you are going to do and what you need to do.

Dance, curling, figure skating, gymnastics and rowing are the only activities to not move on. They don't move on because in each you already know what you are going to do before it. In dance, you know your moves before you go in. In curling, you there isn't much thinking involved during the action. In figure skating, you know your routine. In gymnastics you also know your routine. Finally, in rowing, there isn't much than can be thought about while you row.

3. Head to head action. At some point in the game you need to be going head to head with another. You need to be battling it out with an opponent.

That takes out none of the activities. At some point in each activity you are racing another, or going 1-on-1 with another.

So we are left with: football, baseball, hockey, basketball, soccer, volleyball, golf, tennis, cycling, cricket, swimming, badminton, boxing, track and field, field hockey, lacrosse, wrestling, polo, rugby, and softball.

That leaves twenty sports, which is a lot less than I thought there would be. I had no planning on sports before this. I just hopped right in and winged it. This is my list.

Some close calls were gymnastics, BMX, and rowing. They qualify for two of the three, but not all three. And that isn't enough to be a sport in my opinion.

All in all, the definition of sports is not a mutation or an amorous dalliance, but is physical action involving skill, mental action, and head to head action.

Note** This is Tuesday's topic, just finished it 52 minutes late of Tuesday if you are on the East Coast like I am.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Phlavio's Corner: Episode 1 The Phantom Blogger

Hello there baseball fans... What? Football? That's the one they play on ice, right? The gridiron? Sounds like a cooking show where they make nothing but waffles. Mmmm... delicious delicious waffles. Anywho, yeah sure, I'll talk about this crazy game with its oblong ball and protective head-wear. For those who don't stalk ESPN blogs and aren't crazy Met fans, I'm a baseball blogger and Phlavio's Corner has been around for about 5 years now providing people with semi-useful commentary on sports-ish type things.

Since this is a Fantasy Football Blog, let's focus on the first thing any fantasy GM needs to do. PRE RANK YOUR PLAYERS. Pre-rankings are an important and crucial step in making sure your team won't draft people way earlier then necessary. Now people will give you strategies about when to take what and all of that shizdonkle, but being that I've never finished in the top half of a fantasy league in football I'm not qualified. I can tell you tried and true secrets to establishing a good pre-ranking.

Buy a fantasy football magazine. Yeah, this is a total cop-out way of ensuring no one will laugh at you after you select a kicker in the second round. The thing to remember is that experts are always wrong. Look at Stephen A. Smith, and Steve Phillips. Want more proof? In the NBA Finals the experts picked L.A. to win in 6, then after game 1 and 2 it was Boston, then L.A. was so totally going to win game 4 it wasn't even funny, then Boston was unstoppable, but at that point... everyone knew. Case in point: Buy a magazine if your lazy, but don't expect it to make you win.

My personal method is made possible by ESPN and their delightful mock-draft. This not only lets you practice your drafting skillz, but also lets you see where the other whack-a-loons are selecting their players. Now there are aspects beyond your control. Your league might be bigger, smaller, or have completely different rules... it doesn't matter. you are simply trying to get into the heads of people you don't know.

Practice your drafting tactics, but be sure not to throw the results away. You'll want to compile your mock draft results in some sort of excel document that allows you to track player selection. I use excel because it allows me to quickly sort through the clutter of moving people up and down. Unfortunately ESPN does not yet have the ability to upload excel documents to set pre-rankings. I will be saving you some of the trouble by posting my own rankings as they progress, but treat my thoughts as you might George W. Bush's on Nihilism.

Until next time,

Peace, Love, and Applesauce

First Mock Team:

QB: Eli Manning
RB: Larry Johnson
RB: Ronnie Brown
RB/WR: Marvin Harrison
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Anquan Boldin
TE: Tony Gonzalez
D/ST: New York, Giants
K: Nick Folk
Bench: Shaun Alexander
Bench: Philip Rivers
Bench: Deion Branch
Bench: Antwaan Randle El
Bench: Amani Toomer
Bench: Darrell Jackson
Bench: Warrick Dunn